Need A Good Laugh??

Thank you to my brother who introduced me to this website while he was here for Christmas. Picture my mom and I on the couch literally rolling around laughing so hard tears are streaming down our faces. My brother trying through his own out burst of laughter to read from this website called FML: Your Life Stories (FML means F**K My Life)

If you need a really good laugh or just need to know someone else is having a worse day than you stop by this site! Dozens of people daily post about things that have recently happened to them, some of this stuff you just won't believe could happen, some are just so stupid it's funny and yes some is just sad.

Here are a few from browsing today that made me laugh out loud...

"Today, my husband is completely convinced that his taking a massive dump after being constipated is exactly like the time I gave birth to our twins. FML"

"Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML"

Today, I was going over some paperwork with my back to my office door. As I turn around, my boss enters and says my name loudly. I was startled so bad that I jumped, yelped, and a high-pitched fart snuck out. Everyone in the office now gives prior notice before dropping by the "fart guy's" office. FML

Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML

Today, the police stopped me for "driving irresponsibly" in the snowy conditions. After the 'lecture', they went to pull off in their Ford Focus Estate. Managing to go forward, they then hit a patch of ice and slid back. Instead of breaking or turning, they let it slide back into the front of my car. FML

Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML

Today, I started my new job as a janitor at a store. The first thing that happened when I came in was another employee telling me that there was vomit in the restroom, and that I had to clean it up. Not only did I clean up vomit, I had to clean up the poop that made the kid puke in the first place. FML