If you need a really good laugh or just need to know someone else is having a worse day than you stop by this site! Dozens of people daily post about things that have recently happened to them, some of this stuff you just won't believe could happen, some are just so stupid it's funny and yes some is just sad.
Here are a few from browsing today that made me laugh out loud...
"Today, my husband is completely convinced that his taking a massive dump after being constipated is exactly like the time I gave birth to our twins. FML"
"Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML"
Today, I was going over some paperwork with my back to my office door. As I turn around, my boss enters and says my name loudly. I was startled so bad that I jumped, yelped, and a high-pitched fart snuck out. Everyone in the office now gives prior notice before dropping by the "fart guy's" office. FML
Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML
Today, the police stopped me for "driving irresponsibly" in the snowy conditions. After the 'lecture', they went to pull off in their Ford Focus Estate. Managing to go forward, they then hit a patch of ice and slid back. Instead of breaking or turning, they let it slide back into the front of my car. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML
Today, I started my new job as a janitor at a store. The first thing that happened when I came in was another employee telling me that there was vomit in the restroom, and that I had to clean it up. Not only did I clean up vomit, I had to clean up the poop that made the kid puke in the first place. FML
18 comments:
I can see where I'll be at to cheer myself up whenever I'm down
They will probably never run out of submissions either!
That's funny... and I could add a few.
I also like "My Life Is Average." :)
Oh my! I definitely will know where to go when I need some laughs! I was reading out the first example you had up there and we both were cracking up! :) Thanks for sharing.
Happy SITS Sharefest! These are SO good and I need a laugh...thanks for posting!
That's hysterical! Thanks for the link!
Stopping by from SITs.
Thanks for the laugh! Have a great weekend.
hahaha!
I will have to check that out.
this was hilarious
btw you have an award waiting on my blog heres the direct link
http://growingupblackxican.blogspot.com/2010/01/its-award-day.html
LOLOLOLOLOLOL...
Stopping by from SITS! Have a great week.
wickedly funny - I like the one about the birthday
The last one was gross! lol
I know you are swimming in blog awards, but I left you one on my blog today for being so darn helpful the other day!
Thanks again!!
LOL, thanks for the link!!
I can't wait to check out that site when I get home, since its blocked here at work. That will definately cheer me up.
Plus, I can add a few things.
Thanks for the laugh.
Karen
OMG - I had completely forgotten about this site. So so funny! Thank you for the reminder.
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