Today, I received a phone call from my son's school. Apparently, for the past week he has been telling everyone 'mummy works as a drug dealer.' I'm a pharmacist. FML
Today, I came home from a long day at work to find a path of rose pedals from the front door. Gasping with surprise, I followed it past the living room... past the bedroom... into the kitchen, where there was a note that said "Friends coming over tonight, we need food, love you!" FML
Today, my older brother and I were teasing our mom about her age. When we jokingly told her it was hard for us to watch our parents get old, she responded by saying "yeah, well, it's hard for me to watch my kids grow up and not have anyone who wants to marry them". FML
Today I bought a fake "wedding ring" at Target to play a prank on my parents. They kicked me out, saying my "fiancé" can take care of me now. There is no fiancé, and I just lost my job. FML
Today, I woke up with a pillow under my t-shirt. Turns out my boyfriend wanted to 'see if I would look hot even when pregnant'. We've been dating for three weeks now. FML
Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friends house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said "who's this? stop texting me." FML
7 comments:
Ok I was just totally confused! I have no idea what FML stands for and after reading this I had to go back and read your profile real quick to see if this was for real or a joke! LOL
Ahhh, Stephanie, I just found your adorable self through SITS and had to comment - your little diva's pic in the sidebar reminds me of my eldest daughter to a tee, LOL! I don't think that we have a photo of her NOT posing...including just-out-of-the-oven (newborn) ones, haha!
Have a great weekend, mama!
Kelly :o)
LOL! I was confused too. I thought this was all you! Funny and entertaining!! I'll have to check the website out!
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Ha! I love FML, I've also started reading Gives Me Hope (GMH). Those make me happy too. www.givesmehope.com
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So funny - loved the first one especially! :)
a drug dealer?? I LOVE IT! lol
pssst....can you slip me some Benadryl? (that's my drug of choice)
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